December 2011
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New Years Eve should not be this stressful
Town lifts are bare effort
I got paid to drive around at night and laugh at my drunken friends though, so it’s all good.
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“Last night, you were unhinged. You were like some desperate howling demon. You...”
– Morticia Addams
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I'd like to add to my collection of drawings of...
I have 12 and a Unicorn at the moment. Whack up paint and make me happy. I miss mystery google.
Here is one I drew for you:
Have fun with this.
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Happy Gluttony Day!
Apparently, because of all of the times I’ve decided at 6am at parties that the best thing to do would be to have a cup of tea, and then barf, my stomach no longer likes tea when there isn’t any food inside of it. This is distressing and upsetting and I feel sick and fuck. Also, Merry Christmas and my sisters got Monster High dolls. I got a vampire board game and Nightmare Before...
I am in a fully parent-ally endorsed long term...
Both of my parents were confused as to why I wasn’t going to go to Ross’ tomorrow, and my mother bought us a joint card. A joint card. As in “To my daughter and her boyfriend.” This is serious business.
I feel ill and all I want to do is play Skyrim but I have to finish this essay and wake up and be sociable tomorrow and get new foundation because my spot cream has bleached my skin out so now I’m pale as a ghost. First world white girl problems. Moan bitch moan. Procrastinate. Etc. Sorry.
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crown0flove-deactivated20120405 asked: Your new picture is so beautiful :)
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I had an interesting experience on the underground...
I was on the way back from some place near Wembley at around 11am on a Sunday morning. Why I was all the way out in the middle of nowhere (Zone 4) is another story.
Having had no sleep, and having spent the night in a highly intoxicated state, my altered sense of consciousness finally allowed me to realise that I was not real.
Nothing around me felt tangible. I looked at some of the passengers...
My plan is to not sleep at all tonight, and then tomorrow after the curry-meal I should be knackered and able to go to bed at a normal time.
There is of course the risk that I will kill all of my car passengers to the curry-meal with my lack of cognitive function or ability to react to danger due to my tiredness. But to be able to go to sleep before 8am, I am willing.
I will drink lots...
I'm feeling incredibly romantic tonight
I am so lame
I just read a story about a woman surprise paying for poor people’s christmas presents for their kids at the cash register and now I’m crying
What the hell is wrong with me
Humans can be so beautiful sometimes.
I feel like the eharmony cat woman.
I want to hug all of you.
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Aliens have laid eggs in my throat, and every time I swallow they try and hatch using their little sharp claws.
Anonymous asked: I hope one day I can be as beautiful as you, and finally not hide who I am inside from my family.
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I’m down to a 25 inch waist. And I have tonsillitis. Now you know two things about my body. :)
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I just watched Rare Exports.
It was really good. AND it’s a Christmas movie, so I suggest that you all get a copy and get into a creepy festive mood.
I love the horror/thriller take on Santa Claus, without it being a gory film.